"Remind me why I should enter the nerd tournament Kyoko?"
"Well, according to the data Hida-sama collected, at least one of the players is a very good marriage candidate for Hida-sama. So might as well try their hobby."
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Did you prepare a deck for me?"
"Yes, I downloaded a list that made it to top 8 last time and prepared accordingly."
"Why not copy the winner's deck?"
"I took the first deck I could actually explain to Hida-sama in the time Hida-sama deemed enough for such a task."
"... Did I book a slot for that today? I don't remember."
"Exactly."
Kyoko gave Akemi her deck.
"Aggro swarm. Summon the priciest creature you can summon from your hand each turn, attack with all creatures, and play Loyalty Beyond Death to summon from your GY when you're out of monsters in your hand."
"GY?"
"Graveyard. They've started abbreviated it systemically as, with power creep, the text of the cards was becoming too long to keep all the common words in full."
"Power creep?"
"... The... Not important. The matches are starting. Good luck Hida-sama!"
First opponent: That super expert that somehow always fight a total beginner on the first round
"No Crab-sama, you cannot put a second shrine in play during the same turn, they both have the Limited keyword."
"Your creature cannot attack this turn Crab-sama, my Languor of Yume-do forces them into waiting one full turn before acting."
"You cannot play that card now Crab-sama, there is no window of opportunity during that phase."
"Your Wrath of the Wolf and my Honor Above All interact in a non-intuitive way actually. Let's call a judge, they'll explain it better than me."
"Fangs of Heaven has the Spell keyword even though it has the Equipment type, so it can actually be countered by Denial of the Spirits."
"Thanks for the game Crab-sama. If I may, for your next matches, you might want to wait before your opponent is down to 1 or less Dream Energy before playing your Loyalty Beyond Death, cause you're pretty much doomed if it gets canceled."
Score: 0/1
Second opponent: That one person who is absolutely certain to have mastered the game
"You seriously play this garbage? This is a tier 3 deck at best. The meta right now is Higher Realms or die."
"Wait I might have a reaction.
Read every card in hand. No you're good. Wait, now... No actually. You good. For now."
"Where is my damn Blessing of Tengoku?! I play 4 copies of that cards, and of course, they're never in my hand."
"Immune to effects while you control a Moon card? No seriously, if such a card existed, I would know of it. JUDGE!"
"Garbage game. All luck, no skill."
Score: 1/1
Third opponent: The (absurd) combo player
"Damn. So close. So, the idea behind this. There is technically an infinite loop between The Sun Shall Rise and A New Dawn because the timing of both cards is weird. So, if I manage to have both on the field, as well a Servant of Amateratsu and a Temple of the Jade Sun on the field, at the start of my Draw Phase, I can immediately score an infinity of points.
But, well, your Butterfly of Forewarning could just force my Servant back to my hand every turn so it didn't work. But on paper the idea is solid!"
Score: 2/1
Fourth opponent: The nice yet unbearable stun player
"Draw. Pass. End of turn."
"No."
"What do you think of our beautiful planet Crab-sama?"
"No."
"Nope, cannot do that ever."
"You like to dance? Did you try the Kayama yet?"
"Yes, your Energy doesn't refill as long as Celestial Doom is attached to it. No, there is no limit on how many turns it can stay attached."
"No."
"You're going to deck out in 16 turns and, now that I've seen your hand, I know you have no out to that. Want to concede and that we hit the vending machine while the others end their games?"
Score: 2/2
Fifth opponent: Drop
Score: 3/2
Last opponent: That other player who's just here for fun at this point and speaks more than they play.
"So, first tournament eh? Honestly, not that bad a run for a first timer. There are real pro here today. Knew my chances were doomed as soon as I saw the pairing. Glad I've brought my loyal Spirits of Meido deck instead of that boring meta deck, even if they're clearly outclassed. At least, I lost while having fun instead of making both my life and that of my opponent miserable. Also, managed to trade a promo with another player. Let me show you..."
Score: 3½/2½ (timeout)
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D8 LE | Fantasy Fight Tournament | Qualifier | Games: Fantasy Fight (Signs and Portents) / Intelligence | Unskilled:
2d10 10 -> Failed