"She's a healthy girl, it won't come to that."

His lips curled into a teasing smile. "And you're just guessing where I meant when I said shave."

"I am just using deductive reasoning.....very intelligence deductive reasoning."
She nods, so intelligent
"And she is very healthy, and I will work to make her healthier still."

"Mmm.." He glanced at her an amused smile on his lips. "So you don't think I shave down there?"

"Or are you just trying not to think about it?"

"Still thats good, seems like she has spent a lot of time sitting after all." Not that fat bottomed girls didn't make the world go round.

"You don't!...And I wasn't thinking about it...and I'm not thinking about it now!"
Gimming Hayaro a right glare as she drops the densai onto his lap
"All I'm thinking about now is Nozomi sitting."

"Mmmm...." Hayato replied with a nod.

"Is she wearing something from that catalog." He asked his tone teasing. "Or dressed in a puppy outfit or something?"

"A..A puppy outfit?"
Shoan's brain slightly short circuits?

"Yeah. With little puppy paw boots, and puppy paw gloves." He glanced her way and noticing her short circuit continued.

"It'd need ears too, and maybe a tail."

"But...she...why would...I don't think Kitsu-san would want to be a puppy...."

"Not even. if you thought it was cute?" He paused thoughtfully.

"Maybe a tiger cub then?"

"Well tiger cubs are cute...but I'm not dressing Kitsu-san up in a....a...a fur suit! She is a respectable and proper priestess and would probably get far too hot under it and it wouldn't be good for her."

He laughed at that his smile a bit mischievous. "You could just take it off her if it gets too hot." He said playfully.

"But you're right, I shouldn't peek into the things going on in your head."

"Definitely not even a glimpse there. My head is a pure zone full of pure thoughts about pure people."
Shoan said, now trying furiously to stop unpicturing everything Hayato had pictured for her.

"Absolutely! You never even considered dressing her up in a kitten outfit and having her go 'mew' for you." Hayato agreed helpfully.

"...Well I didn't until now! You..you're putting these thoughts in my head! You're putting mews in my head!"

"It's my secret technique?" Hayato offered with a smirk. "Just be happy I didn't bring up purring."

"She does not purr! Really, I think your mind has been corrupted by these lingerie sites. Name one man or woman you have seen purr."

He turned her way and raised an eyebrow. "Just one, Shoan-san?"

"I should also point out you don't see cute kitten outfits in lingerie catalogs."

"Just one?"
What on earth were the Mantis up to as a clan?

"I don't even want to think about the catalogues you do find them in...in fact I'm pretty sure they would not even be distributed in a catalogue!"
So, hah!

He chuckled softly at the look she gave him, but didn't say anymore about that.

"You know, I have no idea where you would buy things like that either. You can probably ask around at that Fan-Con later today though."

"...That does track with my understanding of those events. And I suppose as a gamer now I am obliged to attend."